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a date?
Sunday, March 14, 2010/ 3/14/2010 11:51:00 pm
Whatever you call it, I just call it shopping. Don't get your mind overloaded. With crappy shit called date.
So...
What's new?
Went to Kimage's today. For hair appointment. I was looking forward to going Kimage like, a lot, because of their reputation! FANTASTIC JOB DONE, as always.
That's Pioneer Mall's really but I'm just giving you an idea of how it looks like. Basically green. Probably want to improve their eyesight problem. Heh.
Went out today. Headed over to Compass Point to meet a contact for my new PHONEE!!!
Bloody hell I ended up so pissed off instead. Because he was super late! Close to one hour. Mind you, an HOUR! Who makes a stranger wait for over an hour?! I nearly gave up because hell! 4.3-pm, I texted David if he was done with work. He was!!!! Guess what time I left Sengkang?
HOLY COW?! Ok, apart from that, I'm quite satisfied because I got my PHONE!!!
Perchance now, I saw Johnathan... RGM of Compass Point. HOLY CRAP! THIS IS TWICE I'VE BUMPED INTO HIM! I'm not EXCITED OK! Just emphasizing... That's all...
So, David went to get a haircut and he did say this to me when he saw my hair...
"I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS!"
"WHY?!"
"I JUST CAN'T!"
"But it's more managable!"
"NO!"
LOL! WTF. KNNBCCB. @ work, Amy became our new disher. FFS! The shop probably died. LOL!
All done while I was heading back to Outram Park. Met up with David there. He was all... I dunno.
"Sir, gonna take what?"
"Purple line, back home."
"Ehhh, you promised me that you'll go out with me."
"Heh? *scratches his non-itchy head*"
"SIRRRRRR!!!! *blinks puppy eye*"
*train came*
*dragged him to the train*
...and OFF WE GO! To MerLion. And so, we chatted about random stuff, first and foremostly... Seats. No seats. My gawd, shagged out from all that train ride and standing around.
Dropped off at Raffles Place and the place looked hella gloomy. Probably because it felt like a ghost town, no one bustling around.
He did that on purpose while I was trying out the phone.
And being the smart tourist guide, I decided to lead him to all the wrong ways of town. It took a very long while and after a few couple of misturns, we've reached our destination.
And yes, I saw THAT. WHAT IS THAT?! A FREAKING TORPEDO?! SUBMARINE?! MISSILE?! On the soon-to-be IR! WHAT IS THATTT?!?!?!?!?
In lieu of a soon-to-be terrorist attack, we have built a missile so we can launch it easily. Together with the guests, probably dining in that Torpedo-look-a-like, and god-knows-how-many shops in that thingie, this will be a blast, guaranteed to send the world packing for Mars. Yes. This is the new Singapore. Ever-Ready.
Never mind that. Continuing on...
That Eurasian guy was the victim of my camwhoring sessions.
And so was David.
He told me he hates taking photos. A guy with absolutely no confidence at all in his looks and yet many girls in Tiong Bahru Plaza fawning over him. Sure, all the negative and positive aspects of having the perfect body shape and baby face turns him on and off and turn the girls on with his shy-boy character. I, for one, will never fall for that. Which shy-boy hits a girl on the head? For heaven's sake. In the end, I forced him to camwhore. I'm not gonna upload ALL THE TRIES that we've taken. But I'll upload the most natural looking one. OK, THE HAIR IS NOT NATURALLY STRAIGHT. I MEAN MINE. But WHO CARES?! THIS IS MY BLOG. :D!
So, we walked on and on, towards City Hall. HOO BOY were our legs fagged and shagged out. David wanted to withdraw money. We had to WALK. Through that stinking CityLink. (HOBEY! IT RHYMED!) To find out we have to go UP to the Raffles Shopping Centre and DOWN to its basement to find the ATM. NOPE! ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, DEFINITELY A BIG FAT NO!
We were thinking about where to go and suddenly, David had this idea of going to... Lavender! Because he knows that that's the nearest ATM Machine (Mind the contradiction here, I'm trying to be a anti-time-consuming person here) and GOOD INDIAN FOOD.
"Is the food halal?" Me.
"I don't know."
"Any pork???"
"I think not. Maybe Halal pork?!" Him.
"You gotta be joking...."
"They don't sell pork... Veggie? Chicken? FISH?! MUTTON?!"
"Okkk... But if it ain't halal, I ain't eating man..."
LOL. Yes, argue over food. Je*us. LOL. Anywho, off we go to Lavender...!
Withdrew money and I wanted to see his accoutn balance but no! ATM's being a biatch and won't show! I SWEAR HE SET-TED IT UP SO IT WOULDN'T SHOW! SELFISH! LOL! Despite that mini-anger ongoing all year round, we went to the restaurant. He said...
"Ten minutes if we walked fast."
"I'm short." -_-
"Oh yeah, forgot!"
"I don't have long legs."
"I know. So you walk faster, I walk slower and longer steps."
What the *************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we walked past by City Square Mall and WHEE, ended up in Farrer Park... -_-! CAN'T WE TAKE THE TRAIN?! Never mind, my legs has sufferred enough! Finally, found the restaurant, ordered our food and settled down. For dinner. FINALLY. I haven't had anything for the entire day, mind you. :(! Sad!
David ordered Chicken Briyani. I orders white rice! Him coke. Me tea'o! Hurrah hurrah! He opted to pay. Supposing he's trying to be the man on the show. LOL! FREE DINNER AT LAST!
Orang Melayu kata... Rezeki jangan ditolak, maut jangan dicari!
Translation: Malay people say... Do not reject food and provisions, do not look for death and problems!
Wasn't accurate but that was the generic idea, y'know?
Anywho, dinner completed!
HIS.
MINE.
Mine's cleaner. Ok. So, he asked again if I had any idea of where to go. Frustrating men, really. But it's ok. I'm the more adventurous one! It's about time we got lost in the City Square Mall!
Admitted: David wants to find a pair of shorts that he can WEAR!
Pros: GOOD WAIST! GOOD LOOKS!
Cons: NO SIZE! TOO LOOSE!
All around we go! Finally landed at Metro. Surfer's Paradise section...
I was ATTRACTED to Khaki shorts! But HELLA! They don't have any in stock. Because, hobey! Great minds think alike! He likes the khaki ones too! He said he better get it because it's not easy to find size for him. I told him to wear certain colours to match that white blue shorts. It turned out ok, he was pretty satisfied.
So off we go. Home. HANG ON! I FELT THIRSTY! So we headed to NTUC. Bought myself MARIGOLD MIXED BERRIES YOGHURT DRINK! Yummylicious.com!!! He said he wanted to take a bus but he wanted to send me to the MRT station. Also, we could top-up our ez-link! I was frustrated because the machine couldn't read my card! HELLO! IS MY CARD RETARDED OR THE MACHINE RETARDED?!
Not pictured: Retarded EzLink Top-Up Machine at Farrer Park MRT Station.
Anywho... lastly... I tapped my card, walked in and about to escalate the escalator... I forgotten that my conditioner is in his bag! Harassed him to come back after walking away from the station for one minute and it took him five minutes to walk back with the conditioner in hand. How many zips does his bag have? 5. Two too small to fit in his conditioner. That leaves three. 4 minutes to dig out a contioner?! HObey! He musta spitted some china-Germs into it. Gross. :(!
All in all, it was a totally frustrating yet good day. Hope you readers enjoyed thispointless and nonsensical rant!
So...
What's new?
Went to Kimage's today. For hair appointment. I was looking forward to going Kimage like, a lot, because of their reputation! FANTASTIC JOB DONE, as always.
That's Pioneer Mall's really but I'm just giving you an idea of how it looks like. Basically green. Probably want to improve their eyesight problem. Heh.
Went out today. Headed over to Compass Point to meet a contact for my new PHONEE!!!
Bloody hell I ended up so pissed off instead. Because he was super late! Close to one hour. Mind you, an HOUR! Who makes a stranger wait for over an hour?! I nearly gave up because hell! 4.3-pm, I texted David if he was done with work. He was!!!! Guess what time I left Sengkang?
5.55pm
HOLY COW?! Ok, apart from that, I'm quite satisfied because I got my PHONE!!!
Perchance now, I saw Johnathan... RGM of Compass Point. HOLY CRAP! THIS IS TWICE I'VE BUMPED INTO HIM! I'm not EXCITED OK! Just emphasizing... That's all...
So, David went to get a haircut and he did say this to me when he saw my hair...
"I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS!"
"WHY?!"
"I JUST CAN'T!"
"But it's more managable!"
"NO!"
LOL! WTF. KNNBCCB. @ work, Amy became our new disher. FFS! The shop probably died. LOL!
All done while I was heading back to Outram Park. Met up with David there. He was all... I dunno.
"Sir, gonna take what?"
"Purple line, back home."
"Ehhh, you promised me that you'll go out with me."
"Heh? *scratches his non-itchy head*"
"SIRRRRRR!!!! *blinks puppy eye*"
*train came*
*dragged him to the train*
...and OFF WE GO! To MerLion. And so, we chatted about random stuff, first and foremostly... Seats. No seats. My gawd, shagged out from all that train ride and standing around.
Dropped off at Raffles Place and the place looked hella gloomy. Probably because it felt like a ghost town, no one bustling around.
And being the smart tourist guide, I decided to lead him to all the wrong ways of town. It took a very long while and after a few couple of misturns, we've reached our destination.
THE MERLION.
And yes, I saw THAT. WHAT IS THAT?! A FREAKING TORPEDO?! SUBMARINE?! MISSILE?! On the soon-to-be IR! WHAT IS THATTT?!?!?!?!?
In lieu of a soon-to-be terrorist attack, we have built a missile so we can launch it easily. Together with the guests, probably dining in that Torpedo-look-a-like, and god-knows-how-many shops in that thingie, this will be a blast, guaranteed to send the world packing for Mars. Yes. This is the new Singapore. Ever-Ready.
Never mind that. Continuing on...
He told me he hates taking photos. A guy with absolutely no confidence at all in his looks and yet many girls in Tiong Bahru Plaza fawning over him. Sure, all the negative and positive aspects of having the perfect body shape and baby face turns him on and off and turn the girls on with his shy-boy character. I, for one, will never fall for that. Which shy-boy hits a girl on the head? For heaven's sake. In the end, I forced him to camwhore. I'm not gonna upload ALL THE TRIES that we've taken. But I'll upload the most natural looking one. OK, THE HAIR IS NOT NATURALLY STRAIGHT. I MEAN MINE. But WHO CARES?! THIS IS MY BLOG. :D!
So, we walked on and on, towards City Hall. HOO BOY were our legs fagged and shagged out. David wanted to withdraw money. We had to WALK. Through that stinking CityLink. (HOBEY! IT RHYMED!) To find out we have to go UP to the Raffles Shopping Centre and DOWN to its basement to find the ATM. NOPE! ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, DEFINITELY A BIG FAT NO!
We were thinking about where to go and suddenly, David had this idea of going to... Lavender! Because he knows that that's the nearest ATM Machine (Mind the contradiction here, I'm trying to be a anti-time-consuming person here) and GOOD INDIAN FOOD.
"Is the food halal?" Me.
"I don't know."
"Any pork???"
"I think not. Maybe Halal pork?!" Him.
"You gotta be joking...."
"They don't sell pork... Veggie? Chicken? FISH?! MUTTON?!"
"Okkk... But if it ain't halal, I ain't eating man..."
LOL. Yes, argue over food. Je*us. LOL. Anywho, off we go to Lavender...!
Withdrew money and I wanted to see his accoutn balance but no! ATM's being a biatch and won't show! I SWEAR HE SET-TED IT UP SO IT WOULDN'T SHOW! SELFISH! LOL! Despite that mini-anger ongoing all year round, we went to the restaurant. He said...
"Ten minutes if we walked fast."
"I'm short." -_-
"Oh yeah, forgot!"
"I don't have long legs."
"I know. So you walk faster, I walk slower and longer steps."
What the *************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, we walked past by City Square Mall and WHEE, ended up in Farrer Park... -_-! CAN'T WE TAKE THE TRAIN?! Never mind, my legs has sufferred enough! Finally, found the restaurant, ordered our food and settled down. For dinner. FINALLY. I haven't had anything for the entire day, mind you. :(! Sad!
David ordered Chicken Briyani. I orders white rice! Him coke. Me tea'o! Hurrah hurrah! He opted to pay. Supposing he's trying to be the man on the show. LOL! FREE DINNER AT LAST!
Orang Melayu kata... Rezeki jangan ditolak, maut jangan dicari!
Translation: Malay people say... Do not reject food and provisions, do not look for death and problems!
Wasn't accurate but that was the generic idea, y'know?
Anywho, dinner completed!
Mine's cleaner. Ok. So, he asked again if I had any idea of where to go. Frustrating men, really. But it's ok. I'm the more adventurous one! It's about time we got lost in the City Square Mall!
Admitted: David wants to find a pair of shorts that he can WEAR!
Pros: GOOD WAIST! GOOD LOOKS!
Cons: NO SIZE! TOO LOOSE!
All around we go! Finally landed at Metro. Surfer's Paradise section...
I was ATTRACTED to Khaki shorts! But HELLA! They don't have any in stock. Because, hobey! Great minds think alike! He likes the khaki ones too! He said he better get it because it's not easy to find size for him. I told him to wear certain colours to match that white blue shorts. It turned out ok, he was pretty satisfied.
So off we go. Home. HANG ON! I FELT THIRSTY! So we headed to NTUC. Bought myself MARIGOLD MIXED BERRIES YOGHURT DRINK! Yummylicious.com!!! He said he wanted to take a bus but he wanted to send me to the MRT station. Also, we could top-up our ez-link! I was frustrated because the machine couldn't read my card! HELLO! IS MY CARD RETARDED OR THE MACHINE RETARDED?!
Not pictured: Retarded EzLink Top-Up Machine at Farrer Park MRT Station.
Anywho... lastly... I tapped my card, walked in and about to escalate the escalator... I forgotten that my conditioner is in his bag! Harassed him to come back after walking away from the station for one minute and it took him five minutes to walk back with the conditioner in hand. How many zips does his bag have? 5. Two too small to fit in his conditioner. That leaves three. 4 minutes to dig out a contioner?! HObey! He musta spitted some china-Germs into it. Gross. :(!
All in all, it was a totally frustrating yet good day. Hope you readers enjoyed this
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