Hey you! Move the butt, k?
I'm retarded. I want to conquer the milk world so they make Oreo milkshakes for me every single, damned day.
My name is Susu and no. I don't mean milk. Because I am milk.
I require precision and accurate readings so that my coffee milkshake will turn out puurrfect.
Y'know what's awkward?
It's when someone ugly says they're ugly, oh the awkwardness...! Is immaturity an epidemic? It's almost everywhere NOW!!!
New Rules.
Sunday, January 31, 2010/ 1/31/2010 08:33:00 pm
Ok. I'll try avoiding that boring talk of a certain D. If I saw another D, I'll give him that keychain, just for fun. Not the D I always talked about.
Bummer.
Bump. Bump. Bumpzzz!
Ok. Close to 2 weeks, I haven't been updating any shit because, what the feck. My life doesn't consist of anything funny or annoyingly interesting. But who cares. I live a boring life and that's just so enjoyable!
Cheebye, really.
Once a person told me, I forgotten which breathing soul or rotting corpse told me but (s)he said this. Life is all about gambling. Go for it and risk a win or a lose. Don't risk it and you won't win nor lose but you won't feel the thrill.
Hella, homo. I feel like a philosopher. Good grief. I need to go fix my mentality, read bad. So, what's hawt and hitting...
Just so I got affected, I just realised I'm surrounded by China Germs. FUCK!
David. Polo. Rocky. Yang. Sarah. Rita.
Anymore? Jesus. This list is getting longer and longer. Not that I mean it in a bad way but what the hell! Stress.
Guess what. Here comes the Holaphinos!
Marilyn. Sheryl. Florence. Erwin. Cherry. Edith.
Aw, come on. Fuck this. No locals? Jeebies. We need to start importing Eurasians as well! To make the company look good. FFS. Totally making me look like a dumbfuck without any local friends. I have to start importing some now. That would SO make me a SUPERSTAR!!
I'm still a homo sapien. Not homo lesbian.
Now, to wrap up that totally random entry and totally random bullshit, here's the new hot news.
I tried to be stupidsmart and find that Long John Silver's Batter Competition poster and realised it'll never be out because, wtf, it's inter-thing. Not outer-thing. 100% score on the smart-mark point.
Upcoming Inter Battermix Competition. All hail to the shop who wins because, whatthefuckisinmypants, there's money involved!
Details.
Champion: Errrr... 1st Runner-Up: ERRRRRr....... 2nd Runner-Up: Damn, what was it.... 4th & 5th: I misplaced my mind somewhere in the dumpster between my work place and my home....
I forgot. But who cares. There's MONEY involved! Verdict? We've got to win, right? I'm hungry for money, really.
Pros: It's really easy to just follow the procedures but fuck, I don't follow everything. Cons: I really have this relationship problems with my colleagues.
Question: How the hell do I teach them or make them listen when they refuse to listen or forget easily or never bloody fucking put in any effort?
Answer: Simple. Get into an accident and hopefully fall into a comatose and wake up on 1st April and go...
BOO! APRIL FOOLS', RETARDS!
My, my, isn't easy if it were like that. Doubt it. I really must trust myself and talk to my managers about it. Because hell, MONEY. Makes the world go around.
Sigh. Screw it. Never mind. I feel like my rant today is full of poppycock and just more rubbish. Eh well, sorry 'ta stain yer, mate. Laters, Claisavard.
I monologue because when I talk to others, it makes me feel like I'm conversing with retards.
I am a narcissist. No arguements. I realized that... I still miss him, no matter what. *gulps* It's all about him, him, him. Holy-heebee-jeebies. I need to stop. Stop. Damn. Stop. Jerk. Stop. Go. Stop. Away.
Artist: 張惠妹 Zhang Hui Mei A-Mei Song: 我可以抱你嗎 Wo Ke Yi Bao Ni Ma Can I Hug You Album: 我可以抱你嗎 Wo Ke Yi Bao Ni Ma Can I Hug You
外面下著雨 wai mian xia zhe yu It's raining outside 猶如我心血在滴 you ru wo xin xue zai di Like the blood dripping in my heart 愛你那麼久 ai ni na me jiu (I've) loved you for so long 其實算算不容易 qi shi suan suan bu rong yi It�s actually not consider easy 就要分東西 jiu yao fen dong xi (We) need to separate our things 明天不再有關係 ming tian bu zai you guan xi Tomorrow we won't have anymore relations 留在家裡的衣服 liu zai jia li de yi fu Get the clothes (you�ve) left at my house 有空再來拿回去 you kong zai lai na hui qu when you have time 不去想愛都結了果 bu qu xiang ai dou jie le guo Don't think about love, it's already been settled 捨不得拼命找藉口 she bu de pin ming zhao jie kou (Your) not willing to fight for it, so you use excuses 不勉強你再為了我 bu mian qiang ni zai wei le wo Don't force yourself for me 心不在 xin bu zai (Your) heart is not here anymore 留不留都是痛 liu bu liu du shi tong Unable to leave anything but pain
我可以抱你嗎愛人 wo ke yi bao ni ma ai ren Can I hug you my love? 讓我在你肩膀哭泣 rang wo zai ni jian bang ku qi Let me cry on your shoulder 如果今天我們就要分離 ru guo jin tian wo men jiu yao fen li If we need to break up today 讓我痛快的哭出聲音 rang wo tong kuai de ku chu sheng yin Let me happily cry 我可以抱你嗎寶貝 wo ke yi bao ni ma bao bei Can I hug you darling? 容我最後一次這樣叫你 rong wo zui hou yi ci zhe yang jiao ni Let me call you like this for the last time 你也不得已 ni ye bu de yi You had no choice (but to leave) 我會笑笑的離去 wo hui xiao xiao de li qu I will leave smiling
外面下著雨 wai mian xia zhe yu It's raining outside 猶如我心血在滴 you ru wo xin xue zai di Like the blood dripping in my heart 愛你那麼久 ai ni na me jiu (I've) loved you for so long 其實算算不容易 qi shi suan suan bu rong yi It�s actually not consider easy 就要分東西 jiu yao fen dong xi (We) need to separate our things 明天不再有關係 ming tian bu zai you guan xi Tomorrow we won't have anymore relations 留在家裡的衣服 liu zai jia li de yi fu Get the clothes (you�ve) left at my house 有空再來拿回去 you kong zai lai na hui qu when you have time 不去想愛都結了果 bu qu xiang ai dou jie le guo Don't think about love, it's already been settled 捨不得拼命找藉口 she bu de pin ming zhao jie kou (Your) not willing to fight for it, so you use excuses 不勉強你再為了我 bu mian qiang ni zai wei le wo Don't force yourself for me 心不在 xin bu zai (Your) heart is not here anymore 留不留都是痛 liu bu liu du shi tong Unable to leave anything but pain
我可以抱你嗎愛人 wo ke yi bao ni ma ai ren Can I hug you my love? 讓我在你肩膀哭泣 rang wo zai ni jian bang ku qi Let me cry on your shoulder 如果今天我們就要分離 ru guo jin tian wo men jiu yao fen li If we need to break up today 讓我痛快的哭出聲音 rang wo tong kuai de ku chu sheng yin Let me happily cry 我可以抱你嗎寶貝 wo ke yi bao ni ma bao bei Can I hug you darling? 容我最後一次這樣叫你 rong wo zui hou yi ci zhe yang jiao ni Let me call you like this for the last time 你也不得已 ni ye bu de yi You had no choice (but to leave) 我會笑笑的離去 wo hui xiao xiao de li qu I will leave smiling
我可以抱你嗎愛人 wo ke yi bao ni ma ai ren Can I hug you my love? 讓我在你肩膀哭泣 rang wo zai ni jian bang ku qi Let me cry on your shoulder 如果今天我們就要分離 ru guo jin tian wo men jiu yao fen li If we need to break up today 讓我痛快的哭出聲音 rang wo tong kuai de ku chu sheng yin Let me happily cry 我可以抱你嗎寶貝 wo ke yi bao ni ma bao bei Can I hug you darling? 容我最後一次這樣叫你 rong wo zui hou yi ci zhe yang jiao ni Let me call you like this for the last time 你也不得已 ni ye bu de yi You had no choice (but to leave) 我會笑笑的離去 wo hui xiao xiao de li qu I will leave smiling
你也不得已 ni ye bu de yi You had no choice (but to leave) 我會笑笑的離去 wo hui xiao xiao de li qu I will leave smiling
----Copy------------------------ Post it on your blog! Susu. P.S. Do not take this seriously. This is just for fun. Warning: Do not do it so seriously. It takes the fun out of the application form.
Name: PuffyDiabeticSusu. Age: 4 year 4 months 4 days. Gender: F.
What do you do best: I fart the best, silently and no smell. :D!
What do you do worst: I burp much too loudly for my taste.
What is your aim: My aim is to sleep and eat and no bath. I'll stink to heaven by 1 week so please watch out by the end of this year.
What have you achieved: My stomach is swelling with candies and chocolates and bloated with ice lemon tea!
Why do you think you should be in ClutzClub: It's because I need to teach people how to fart silently and without smell. It takes skill, apparently.
What can you offer for ClutzClub: Skills on being a glutton and for silent farts.
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All this in the name of relieving stress. Don't worry! It's not an actual club! It's all in the name of fun. Please do not start promoting this ClutzClub to other people and get the name around. It'll be too horrid to see the consequences. :)!
Hihi. I'm the new Director for ClutzClub! All hail to your new leader.
Please fill up the form and post it to your blog, just for fun's sake!
----Copy------------------------ Post it on your blog! Susu. P.S. Do not take this seriously. This is just for fun. Warning: Do not do it so seriously. It takes the fun out of the application form.
Name: (Something like "StupidSusu" or "MadCowDiseaseSusu") Age: (You can put a bluff!) Gender: (Don't try to lie! It's just 50-50.)
What do you do best:
What do you do worst:
What is your aim: (Eg. Will try to fall down less than 3 times this year... You get the idea!)
What have you achieved: (Eg. I ate like a glutton this month... You know?)
Why do you think you should be in ClutzClub: (Eg. "Because I'm an idiot" is totally acceptable!)
What can you offer for ClutzClub: (Eg. "Idiocy" again is acceptable!)
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All this in the name of relieving stress. Don't worry! It's not an actual club! It's all in the name of fun. Please do not start promoting this ClutzClub to other people and get the name around. It'll be too horrid to see the consequences. :)!
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That would be so awesome! Like I say, if I can do this and spread the fun, isn't it fantastic?! :D! If you guys are up to it and just spread the fun, it's great! I mean, it's fun to see what your friends write about their stuffs and such. See what trickery they have up their sleeves!
So, what's up Claise...
I had a super weird dream with David in it. It was a tad bit disgusting but come on. I fear for my desires really. I even said "We should try kissing..." Ok. What came to me? OMFG. That's just so
CHEEBYE!
LOL! Seriously.
Back to the dream, or morning fantasy before I woke up...
I saw him at CCK LJS and dropped by. He saw me and had a gentle smile.(WTF, I know, don't expect this in real life, jebus.) I waited for him and we both left, taking a bus to... my soon-to-be house area. I recognise that place, come on! And he... well... let's skip all disgusting parts and out with it. Rubbed my chest. (THIS IS JUST A STUPID DREAM, HANG IN THERE!) He was smirking. I swatted his arm away seeing it was a PUBLIC place. He kissed me on the mouth.(This is getting erotic and yes, it's almost done!) We both walked together, hand-in-hand.
EndOfDream.
I know. Big HUH. I was not just a tad confused at such dreams. I was egging annoyed and amused! Because it just goes to show I have desires for him? What in the seven bloody wonders of earth... Maybe... just well... Maybe I have physical desires for him, that's all. No emotional attachment. Maybe, I don't really love him at all. Maybe, just maybe, I just have this feminine desires, that's-about-all.
So, does it all end up in the f'kin drain? After all that thoughtful thoughts for him and my never-ending rants and grunts in my blog, staining Claise about him?! God never you mind! This is the first time Claise is like... stained by me. I mean, look at the arrangement of everything!
Screw it. Life is like sucking a dick.
Enjoy the rubbing sensation and the semen enters and you choke on it. Spit it out and holy-god-damn-mother-fucking-piece-of-shit it tastes Bleah!! Screw it if it's good for the skin. It's not fucking nice. Not that I've tasted it. I'd probably think of it as spoilt milk.
On the drama note, please watch "You're Beautiful". A Korean drama. On MySoju.com! I'm always promoting Mysoju.com. It's a great website! Don't forget Galileo!
On another note, I'm back on Dark Ages. Used to be known as Legend Of Darkness. Used to be owned by Nexon and now totally f'ked up on KRU. LOL! Lo' and behold. DarkAges! New Jungle of Aman. Whatever.
It's a pathetic start to begin with. What's with crappy customers. On the lighter note, it's amusing and amazing to know that he texted me "Happy New Year". It came as a start, you see. XD!
Wonder why he even had the urge to text me. I know I'm not the only one but well to him, I kinda know him. He's not the type to mass-text people. He just sends a personal message. Besides, it had spelling error. For some reason, it tears me but it touched my heart. He texted first, that's the interesting part...
Well, it's new year. It's gonna be all smiles from now on! New Year madness! :D!