WTF IS THAT?! WHAT THE...

What lead to that....

At work, closing time. I almost finished my closing and I was pretty much just wiping here and there and everywhere and suddenly! Abu found a freaking day-dot (which is on the Teddy's front)...

Susu: Dude, throw it away man. It's unusable liao!
Abu: *looks at David then me* You know you wanna... *whispers*
Susu: What???
Abu: You know, on him... Paste it on him...
*David walks by*

I PASTED IT INSIDE HIM LOLOLOL!!!! MAD!!! AS IN ON HIS BARE BACK ROFFLE!!!! The guy just shot to his office and went WTFF... And so, his first thought was to have his revenge! ON THE FREAKING TEDDY, OF ALL THINGS! MAD...!!!!

I went "OMFG, NOT THE TEDDY!!!".

Shit... too late for words. I laughed my guts out because WTF, it's just plain funny! OMFG. YOU IMAGINE IT?!

Abu: It's like the teddy has something to cover it's private parts!
Susu: It's LIKE A FREAKING LOINCLOTH WHAT THE HELLLLLL... HE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS!

Both Abu and David just roared with laughter. Was the comment funny meh??? -_-!! IT AIN'T A LIONLOINCLOTH! I keep typing "lioncloth" instead of "loincloth". Probably it makes more sense as lion than loin. LOL!

Going back home was a little awkward. I didn't know he was gonna take the train... I was a wee bit tadda shock that he took the train. Said it was closer to walk from Boon Keng or something, I don't know really. We made use of the time though. To just chit chat and try and bond. Afterall, it was getting hard to bond with him, not when I plainly refused to chat with him.

I was being apathetic today. Displaying no-interest kinda thing. Abu pointed out to me one thing...

Abu: I don't like how she talks to David. It's just mad rude.
Susu: How? Like normal to me leh...
Abu: You know what I mean....

During closing...

Susu: What do you mean by "mad rude" really?
Abu: You see lha, she just calls him David. I mean, look at the situation. Who is she? Who is he?
Susu: Irfan does the same thing...
Abu: I mean, Irfan was polite when communicating with him...
Susu: You mean, cara tutur bahasa dia lah?
Abu: That's right. She's just plain rude.
Susu: I mean, he's fine with it. I shouldn't really be bothered about it, right?

I don't know. I was indifferent. I was pretending it didn't affect me lha! Dunno lha! I was jealous but how I just keep it, it's just by not talking. It is said that if a girl keeps quiet, she's thinking of a million things. Probably right. Safer to just keep the mouth shut than to just point fingers, right?

I'm probably jealous a whole lot but he's also probably jealous a whole lot when I talk a lot to Abu. I mean, it's payback one-on-one, right? I guess so. I tried to be calm and cool. I will try even harder since I've gotten the first step right. It just feels mad different because you know why? When Abu is around, it feels like he shuns himself away a LOT. Like A LOT.

FUCKING A LOT.

When Abu ain't around, he jokes with me like it's the best thing ever? WTF. I ain't going there man. All this crap gives me a headache....

For fuck's sake lha! So fucking obvious she likes him! That's why I SHUN away if he talks with her. It's fine by me, I think... I GUESS! :X! You guys make the perfect couple bah. BAHHHH! Headache much...

Labels: what's the point roffle...

Ok, this pisses me off big time. Stupid customers and their fucking annoying impatience. Holy fuck. I HAVE TO BLOG THIS, BIG TIME. FOR FUCK'S SAKE LAR!!!

You imagine you're the serviceman.
You see a customer.
Greeted the dude.
Asked him for his mad order.
Tell him it'll take mad 5 minutes.
He said to you this.
"Can you hurry up? I'm kinda in a hurry..."
What do you mad answer???

So mad. So egging mad!!

I said this.

"Wellllll, this is a grill item sir. If we undercook it, it'll lead to food poisoning and the blame will be pushed to us...." *eyes looking side-ways*

WTF?!????? There's a fucking reason WHY we stated fucking grill items take fucking at least fucking five goddamned minutes to cook. OMFG! I'm so full of curses and swears now, it just seems appropriate for this kind of STUPID situation. Just WHAT THE FUCKKK LORRRR!!!!!!!

Like OMG larr!! Seriously man. This kind of things need us to stress and emphasize meh? I just mad realise that there are just humans out there that don't understand that HUMANS ARE NOT FREAKING PERFECT AFTERALL.

Just look at this. I mean, just more in the line and we f**king forgot about your order. I mean, you must understand, that as a customer, that you are ALMOST ALWAYS RIGHT. Don't fucking forget that we both, service people and customers have the same status.

We're HUMANS, YOU FUCKING BITCHES AND/OR MUTTS.

It's inevitable. There will bound to be imperfection and mistakes. It's unavoidable! Stupid fuckface. I mean, I know I sound all bitchy and what all and what not right now but screw you and your opinions.


Monologue much, sir?

Sigh, ridiculous day overall... Like ok! Never mind! Something lighter! OMFG.


OMFG SO CUTE LOR!!!!!

Like ok. What was THAT ALL ABOUT?! Cat in pringles container? WTF! STILL CUTE, HAHAHA! SQUEEEEEE CUTEEEEEE SO CHIOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! XP! No photos! Because I'm too mad busy to start snapping photos about different shizzles, really. X.X!

You know who you are if you EVER come across this freaking post...

Look, dude, I'm sick and tired of you. I'm sick of the feelings that I'm bearing for you. I'm sick of holding that fucking torch for over a year now. I'm tired of holding it up. I'm tired of brightening my life and myself just so you can see who you're dealing with. WTF?! I'm not a freaking lighthouse, for god's sake! I am STILL a SOMEBODY! Not a NOBODY!

You haven't an ounce of sincerity within you! You haven't an ounce of care and concern in you! You're but full of lies and more lies. Full of facades and masquerades. Full of cold-smiles. NOTHING in you is fucking WARM. You're just a doll! You claim, you claim, you claim. Well, HELLO. I can claim too. I'm gonna start right now.

I claim that you will never be sincere in your life.
I claim that you will never let anyone enter your heart.
I claim that you're too fudging blind to see who cares for you.
I claim that you're nothing but a coward.
I claim that you, the coward, only know how to live with a fake smile, always fearing to share your weaknesses and problems with anyone called a "friend".
I claim that what you claim is right.
You. Are. Fucking. Alone. GOOD RIDDANCE!

Have I made myself clear? I tried to open your shell. I tried to pry inside you. I tried to understand you. I tried. You've never tried. You've never helped yourself. Guess what? Thanks for making me go to bed every night with tears, dumbass. I don't deserve to cry because of you because, what the fuck, what's the fecking odds of us even being together? ZERO. BIG FAT ZERO!

QUIT LEADING ME ALREADY, YOU IDIOT. YES, this is MY BLOG. I have all authority to call you whatever names I choose. If you don't like the names, simple. Don't fucking talk to me and keep making me fall for you. Do you know how much I hate you now? I care for you too much, it just makes me hate you. Because YOU fucking make me weak. Deep within that stupid love, I find hatred for you. But because I fucking hate you that I realise I'm just a kid in denial and I'm still fucking loving you. How'd you like THAT?!

Please See: I hope you're not offended because I needed to rant it out. Call me a loser if you want, sir, because right now, I feel like I am a loser with tears on my face. Thanks for sending me to such depths.

Stupid Claise. Your Stupid Susu is SOOO STUPID, SHE SHOULD JUST FUCKING DIE.

Night.

You know what is the best thing that could ever happen? A good day with a good camera with a good hang-out!

Went out with daddy today. We went to HDB Hub at Toa Payoh for our first appointment! Contra and what-not! Sign, signing and just more SIGNING!!!!! Of course, in the midst of everything, I always camwhore as much as I can. Visuals in my posts just seem to bring everything alive! I've changed, huh? :D!


Breakfast @ McDonald's!





Look at how busy HDB Hub is at freaking TEN AM!!!!! OMG?! I JUST WOKE UP, usually, at that time. 'Sides, I lack the sleep! :]!



Agents chit-chatting all the way. One of the photos has my dad and my agent. She's the best! By the way, notice from THE Susu! One of the "HDB Servant" was egging rude.

"SO MESSY!!" or so, she says. My god. Irritated max at that! But whatever, y'know?


My panorama is fail, I know. I'm not perfect. :(!

Of course, after all that, we had to pay stamp-fees and what lawyer fees. Bullshit really! $260 for stamp? $3,400 for lawyer? WHAT THE HOLY!? HAHA! Man, we're so broke. Imagine we have to pay these kinda things if we gonna buy or sell house. So crappy lha! NEXT! LUNCH! I'm so hunger! Before that, I shall show you the nursing room/parenting room! WAY COOL! I had to camwhore more....




Like it so far? Full of motivational posters too, about kids!


I KNOW I look chubby but I love myself, OKAI? That's all that matters!

FOOD TIME! Had that Beef Don thing. Tasted ok. I LOVE MY ICE TEA CINO! IT'S LOVE!!!! At Forks & Spoon... (Where the hell did they get that idea from? Why not "Hands and Plate"? Since it's a halal outlet like Banquet....)



Pretty scenery too!


Cute baby... NOT MY KID!

So, we saw many many showhouses! OMG, STUNNED AT THE INTERIOR DESIGN! EXPERTLY DONE TO GIVE THE HOMEY FEELING! I wanna go there again!!!! *whines*! All at Sengkang and one more place, I fail to remember... Blame my memory capacity...


Studio Room (2-Room Flat) for Elderly only




3-Room Flat. Pict 3: No sitting! Pict 2: Snapping photo of my reflection. Failed miserably due to flash.

I'm not gonna go through 4-Room flat because it wasn't much impressive except for the shoe-drobe. It was cool. I was thinking it was some kinda wall and BANZAI! It opened?! It wasn't a wall?! Haha, got tricked there. VERY BADLY TRICKED. Poor Susu. NEXT UP!









5-Room Flat

You know what's AMAZING?! THE COZY LITTLE LIBRARY AND THE CHANDELIER! It's OMG! LOOK AND TELL ME YOU'RE NOT EGGING IMPRESSED! You're just asking for a visit to Oprah, one of richest African American lady. I SO ADMIRE HER! She's like my torch light, y'know?! Nevermind! Go wiki her up, k?? Overall, I'm SO SATISFIED with my little vacation!

You know what's more amazing? I still needed to camwhore even after all THAT! Building miniature! It's so cool that they, being the government, are trying to go all green. What did Kak Yati say? Comment: HOLY.

Set tents up. All homeless residents, please proceed to rooftop of every multi-storey carpark building! One cubicle per family.

HAHA! SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! Anyway! Me and dad planned on going to a showhouse on furnitures. Didn't take photo because we ended up with a heavy rainfall as the perfect ending in the afternoon. So ticked I couldn't camwhore more. Haha! Anyway! Here's an entry, no doubt to take up and waste some boring time away!

Adios, Claisavard!

Labels: Camwhoring

It's been sometime but I need to blog about Jack Neo!!!!!!

Ok. Not to mention this is just opiniated so don't get offended lha!

I mean, come on! Mdm Irene knew that her husband is unfaithful since a year ago before the confessions, so why the shock????

If you suspect your husband and you've heard from your friends that your husband has been hanging around with a girl younger than you and looks better than your wrinkly face, it's time to face up!

Show the dude, who's boss!

I don't buy the "faithful" story although Irene Kng probably have a different opinion than I do. She's probably more of an introvert? But towards these kinda things??? Aiyaaaahhh!

More Singapore hot story.

22 year old idiotguy got jailed for scamming cars. Allen Tan Wei Loon. Cannot get a job at a car factory ar?????? You read. You just read and tell me how ridiculous it is.

A YOUNG man was jailed for 42 months by a district court on Thursday over a car rental scam.

Allen Tan Wei Loon, 22, who admitted to eight charges of mostly cheating, was banned from driving for four years for driving without a licence and insurance coverage.

The total amount he cheated was about $134,000, of which $112,000 had been paid back.

Deputy Public Prosecutor Nicholas Khoo said last August, Tan responded to an online message to rent Ms Lim Lay Lan's car.

After taking the car, he cheated the 50-year-old into believing that he would use the $2,725 she had transferred to his account to pay for road tax and insurance.

The following month, he deceived Mr Tan Keng Hwee, 32, into believing that he would rent his Suzuki car, and pay a monthly rental, insurance and road tax totalling $2,679. He did not pay a single cent.

On Aug 29, Mr Tan Jun Yong, 22, was looking for a car to rent when saw the accused's advertisement on the Internet.

The victim was deceived into transferring $1,680 to Tan's bank account after he was duped into believing that the accused had a Mazda RX8 car for rent.

The DPP said in another case, Tan made Ms Ng See Wee, 29, believe that he would pay her $1,194 a month to rent her $57,000 Mazda RX8 car.

After collecting the car, he did not pay her a cent. Instead, he rented the car to Mr Eric Ng Kian Seng, 27, who transferred a total of $6,500 for four months' rental and a deposit.

Mr Ng drove for two months before it went missing. He later found out that the car did not belong to Tan and that the owner had taken it back.

From Straitstime.com

WTF???? JUST WTF????? You have mental problem meh? Stupid Allen. You do this in Singapore somemore, where police can easily track you via bank account. Are you just STUPID OR WHAT?! FUNNY SIA! Why did you even try and scam in Singapore, of all countries. Can try Malaysia lha where you still have 3% chance of escaping but Singapore?! JUST MAD FUNNY! Scam and scam. Think people won't call police about this matter de meh. Sigh. Just plain, ol' stupid Singapore.

There are burglars. Then, there are dumb scammers. Stupid.

Feeling better after blogging. I'll be back soon with photos from outing! HAHA!

So, a random topic about hair. No ticks involved, I swear! Or dandruffs!

Now that I've rebonded my hair and it's feeling smooth and shinyyyy... I need to take care of it, right? Obviously. Due to the chemicals involved, I have to find ways to hydrate it properly. If you're Singaporeans, you're super lucky. If you're not, well... Unlucky.

The one product I would recommend you readers..

KAO Essential Damage Care - Rich Premier!


Note: It's really the smell.

HAHAHAHA! But overall, I would rate this product as a 8.7/10. WHY?!

1. It makes your hair feel really smooth!
2. More managable!
3. REALLY NICE SMELL!
4. Cares for your hair deeply.

Screw what those NTUC ladies say about the increased amount of hairfall. They're just jealous that the product is way too good and they probably have a bad experience with it!


::Normal Scalp::

Just use it like normal. Wash your hair with warm water. Squeeze about 7-12ml of shampoo and gently massage your hair. Rinse it off with warm water. Not HOT!

Condition your hair with the same amount. Leave it on for about 1 min. You could apply a face cream or something while waiting? Rinse it off with COLD water!

Treatment - To be done once or twice a week. Wash hair with warm water. Apply it. Wait for 5 minutes. Rinse it off with cold water. Best to use it together with the shampoo and conditioner.

Hair mask - Once or twice a week. Same goes for treatment except you can just straightaway apply it. Although better to wet your hair first. Your choice really. Wait for 15 minutes for it to really settle in. Wash it off with cold water.


::Oily Scalp::

Wash your hair with warm water. Squeeze about 7-12ml of shampoo and gently massage your hair especially the roots. Leave it on a little longer. Rinse it off with warm water. Not HOT!

Condition your hair with the same amount but make sure you condition real well at its end. AVOID THE ROOTS OF YOUR HAIR! Leave it about 1 min. Rinse it off with COLD water!

Treatment - To be done once or twice a week. Wash hair with warm water. Apply it. Wait for 5 minutes. Rinse it off with cold water. Best to use it together with the shampoo and conditioner.

Hair mask - Once or twice a week. Same goes for treatment except you can just straightaway apply it. Although better to wet your hair first. Your choice really. Wait for 15 minutes for it to really settle in. Wash it off with cold water.


::Dry Scalp::

Wash your hair with warm water. Squeeze about 7-12ml of shampoo and gently massage your hair. Rinse it off with warm water. Not HOT!

Condition your hair with the same amount but make sure you condition real well at the roots. Leave it about 3 min. Rinse it off with COLD water!

Treatment - To be done once or twice a week. Wash hair with warm water. Apply it. Wait for 5 minutes. Rinse it off with cold water. Best to use it together with the shampoo and conditioner.

Hair mask - Once or twice a week. Same goes for treatment except you can just straightaway apply it. Although better to wet your hair first. Your choice really. Wait for 15 minutes for it to really settle in. Wash it off with cold water.


So, there you go. Nuance Airy works exactly the same and have a slightly sweeter smell but it's mostly for people who have dull hair and wants to make their hair light and bouncy, having a little more volume. Anywho, it's really the cute product that I'm after. They're so CHIOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Who knows what spell or witchcraft they use for that KAO Essential products because I'm SO totally in love with it. I don't care if you're gonna leave comments about how sucky the product is. I'm just promoting this product and sharing my opinion. Your opinion stinks!


Pictured: You and your opinions.

Apparently, I'm just trying to bring up this blog. My previous posts are ever-so-boring but I won't delete them. Probably I should make another blog that's gonna be full of my thoughts and stuffs like that but it's just an IDEA.


Oh no, driving like a drunk is fantastic!

Probably will end up with coolio things like accidents and highway fall-out or smashing a tree or knocking into a traffic light or just ramming over a cute innocent kitty cat. Who knows! Probably the best experience, EVER! Never mind...

Again, it's the boredom. I'm just worried about this.



YES! SAME PHONE! Guess who owns one and who owns the other??? Winner gets this from me.


Present: Kitten, really. WORDS.

Of course I got the pink one and David got the white one. You don't seriously think that a GUY would WALK AROUND with a FREAKING PINK PHONE, RIGHT?! What I'm afraid is everyone's opinions. Yes. Now I fear your stinking opinion.


F.E.A.R.

Especially my colleagues. I don't know, honestly. Hope everything will work out right and no one will leave a stupid comment about how I want to be the same as David and vice-versa like as though we're a pair match-made in heaven. Don't go around getting the wrong ideas, k?

PLEASE PLEASE SEE: Do NOT refer my blog for other people's amusement. Fine, go on ahead. :(! Tata!

Whatever you call it, I just call it shopping. Don't get your mind overloaded. With crappy shit called date.

So...

What's new?

Went to Kimage's today. For hair appointment. I was looking forward to going Kimage like, a lot, because of their reputation! FANTASTIC JOB DONE, as always.

That's Pioneer Mall's really but I'm just giving you an idea of how it looks like. Basically green. Probably want to improve their eyesight problem. Heh.

Went out today. Headed over to Compass Point to meet a contact for my new PHONEE!!!

Bloody hell I ended up so pissed off instead. Because he was super late! Close to one hour. Mind you, an HOUR! Who makes a stranger wait for over an hour?! I nearly gave up because hell! 4.3-pm, I texted David if he was done with work. He was!!!! Guess what time I left Sengkang?

5.55pm

HOLY COW?! Ok, apart from that, I'm quite satisfied because I got my PHONE!!!

Perchance now, I saw Johnathan... RGM of Compass Point. HOLY CRAP! THIS IS TWICE I'VE BUMPED INTO HIM! I'm not EXCITED OK! Just emphasizing... That's all...

So, David went to get a haircut and he did say this to me when he saw my hair...

"I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS!"
"WHY?!"
"I JUST CAN'T!"
"But it's more managable!"
"NO!"

LOL! WTF. KNNBCCB. @ work, Amy became our new disher. FFS! The shop probably died. LOL!

All done while I was heading back to Outram Park. Met up with David there. He was all... I dunno.

"Sir, gonna take what?"
"Purple line, back home."
"Ehhh, you promised me that you'll go out with me."
"Heh? *scratches his non-itchy head*"
"SIRRRRRR!!!! *blinks puppy eye*"

*train came*
*dragged him to the train*

...and OFF WE GO! To MerLion. And so, we chatted about random stuff, first and foremostly... Seats. No seats. My gawd, shagged out from all that train ride and standing around.

Dropped off at Raffles Place and the place looked hella gloomy. Probably because it felt like a ghost town, no one bustling around.

He did that on purpose while I was trying out the phone.

And being the smart tourist guide, I decided to lead him to all the wrong ways of town. It took a very long while and after a few couple of misturns, we've reached our destination.

THE MERLION.

And yes, I saw THAT. WHAT IS THAT?! A FREAKING TORPEDO?! SUBMARINE?! MISSILE?! On the soon-to-be IR! WHAT IS THATTT?!?!?!?!?

In lieu of a soon-to-be terrorist attack, we have built a missile so we can launch it easily. Together with the guests, probably dining in that Torpedo-look-a-like, and god-knows-how-many shops in that thingie, this will be a blast, guaranteed to send the world packing for Mars. Yes. This is the new Singapore. Ever-Ready.

Never mind that. Continuing on...


That Eurasian guy was the victim of my camwhoring sessions.

And so was David.

He told me he hates taking photos. A guy with absolutely no confidence at all in his looks and yet many girls in Tiong Bahru Plaza fawning over him. Sure, all the negative and positive aspects of having the perfect body shape and baby face turns him on and off and turn the girls on with his shy-boy character. I, for one, will never fall for that. Which shy-boy hits a girl on the head? For heaven's sake. In the end, I forced him to camwhore. I'm not gonna upload ALL THE TRIES that we've taken. But I'll upload the most natural looking one. OK, THE HAIR IS NOT NATURALLY STRAIGHT. I MEAN MINE. But WHO CARES?! THIS IS MY BLOG. :D!

So, we walked on and on, towards City Hall. HOO BOY were our legs fagged and shagged out. David wanted to withdraw money. We had to WALK. Through that stinking CityLink. (HOBEY! IT RHYMED!) To find out we have to go UP to the Raffles Shopping Centre and DOWN to its basement to find the ATM. NOPE! ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, DEFINITELY A BIG FAT NO!

We were thinking about where to go and suddenly, David had this idea of going to... Lavender! Because he knows that that's the nearest ATM Machine (Mind the contradiction here, I'm trying to be a anti-time-consuming person here) and GOOD INDIAN FOOD.

"Is the food halal?" Me.
"I don't know."
"Any pork???"
"I think not. Maybe Halal pork?!" Him.
"You gotta be joking...."
"They don't sell pork... Veggie? Chicken? FISH?! MUTTON?!"
"Okkk... But if it ain't halal, I ain't eating man..."

LOL. Yes, argue over food. Je*us. LOL. Anywho, off we go to Lavender...!

Withdrew money and I wanted to see his accoutn balance but no! ATM's being a biatch and won't show! I SWEAR HE SET-TED IT UP SO IT WOULDN'T SHOW! SELFISH! LOL! Despite that mini-anger ongoing all year round, we went to the restaurant. He said...

"Ten minutes if we walked fast."
"I'm short." -_-
"Oh yeah, forgot!"
"I don't have long legs."
"I know. So you walk faster, I walk slower and longer steps."

What the *************************!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, we walked past by City Square Mall and WHEE, ended up in Farrer Park... -_-! CAN'T WE TAKE THE TRAIN?! Never mind, my legs has sufferred enough! Finally, found the restaurant, ordered our food and settled down. For dinner. FINALLY. I haven't had anything for the entire day, mind you. :(! Sad!

David ordered Chicken Briyani. I orders white rice! Him coke. Me tea'o! Hurrah hurrah! He opted to pay. Supposing he's trying to be the man on the show. LOL! FREE DINNER AT LAST!

Orang Melayu kata... Rezeki jangan ditolak, maut jangan dicari!
Translation: Malay people say... Do not reject food and provisions, do not look for death and problems!

Wasn't accurate but that was the generic idea, y'know?

Anywho, dinner completed!

HIS.

MINE.

Mine's cleaner. Ok. So, he asked again if I had any idea of where to go. Frustrating men, really. But it's ok. I'm the more adventurous one! It's about time we got lost in the City Square Mall!

Admitted: David wants to find a pair of shorts that he can WEAR!
Pros: GOOD WAIST! GOOD LOOKS!
Cons: NO SIZE! TOO LOOSE!

All around we go! Finally landed at Metro. Surfer's Paradise section...

I was ATTRACTED to Khaki shorts! But HELLA! They don't have any in stock. Because, hobey! Great minds think alike! He likes the khaki ones too! He said he better get it because it's not easy to find size for him. I told him to wear certain colours to match that white blue shorts. It turned out ok, he was pretty satisfied.

So off we go. Home. HANG ON! I FELT THIRSTY! So we headed to NTUC. Bought myself MARIGOLD MIXED BERRIES YOGHURT DRINK! Yummylicious.com!!! He said he wanted to take a bus but he wanted to send me to the MRT station. Also, we could top-up our ez-link! I was frustrated because the machine couldn't read my card! HELLO! IS MY CARD RETARDED OR THE MACHINE RETARDED?!

Not pictured: Retarded EzLink Top-Up Machine at Farrer Park MRT Station.

Anywho... lastly... I tapped my card, walked in and about to escalate the escalator... I forgotten that my conditioner is in his bag! Harassed him to come back after walking away from the station for one minute and it took him five minutes to walk back with the conditioner in hand. How many zips does his bag have? 5. Two too small to fit in his conditioner. That leaves three. 4 minutes to dig out a contioner?! HObey! He musta spitted some china-Germs into it. Gross. :(!

All in all, it was a totally frustrating yet good day. Hope you readers enjoyed this pointless and nonsensical rant!