Ok. I don't really know what to update but anyways! Here's just something to readers out there!

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

From FuckMyLife.

I chose... You totally deserved it. LOL!.

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

I chose... You totally deserved it.

Today, I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider with my mind. FML

I chose... Again, you're right. You totally deserved it.

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

WRONG! This time I chose... I agree, your life sucks!

Hahahaha! That website is full of funny everyday incidents. It's pretty funny when you think about it but not really a great feeling when you're in it.

Today, I found out that when an officer screams, "DON'T MOVE OR I'LL TASE YOU". It really means, "If you so much as flinch I'm going to shoot and 50,000 volts will be directed through your nose and groin." FML

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

Today, it looked like rain so I held out my hand to catch a raindrop. When I finally caught one, I closed my hand over it and ran to show my friends to prove it was raining. I opened my hand saying, "Look! It's raining!" When I looked down, I saw that I had actually caught a bird shit. FML

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Random spammage to stop the FMYLIFE thing. It was getting too addicting. My bible, really. Haha!

Thursday... No, Friday early morning, from 1am to 2am, me and him texted each other. From superficial topics of works, we got a little too deep into heart affairs. I confessed. Again. Remember, Claise, I said I'll tell him not to treat me nicely and what not? I did. I suppose he's mad. I keep seeing 11:11 today. I wish it wasn't him thinking about me. I don't want him to think about me or anything of that sort. Let me quote everything.

Oh. I've been longing to tell you this. It's my fault for liking you and I best be truthful. I hope you can stop treating me so nicaely. Hope you can run far away where I can't find you and where my feelings won't grow so that my heart won't know. I'm gonna start being a schizophrenic, k? Don't treat me so nice le, can? I promise you, I'll find a way to get rid of this silly crush. Good night sir. And goodbye you. ^^!

Perhaps it's me being too frank. Perhaps it's me not being grateful. Perhaps it's me wanting to be alone. Perhaps it's my nature to just break someone easily like a ceramic plate. Perhaps I'm just denying everything, denying the fact I'm really in love with him. I just want to get away from him. He says he's staying in Singapore for a few more years? Oh come on! Get out of here. I swear I'll leave Singapore before he does. I don't want to see him go away. So, conclusion, I'd rather be the one going away, leaving this current reality of mine. Start afresh. Probably I can ask Jen about living conditions in Ohio. I don't know. I really want to run away from him...

I hope tomorrow, everything will be different. I really hope so.

Let's just hope he starts treating me cold.

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